50 Funky and Awesome Whatsapp Status Messages

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  • Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
  • The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
  • Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
  • It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. ''Are you sitting on the remote?'' No. ''Stand up''.
  • Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  • Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
  • God is really creative, I mean...just look at me.
  • May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.
  • When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
  • Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
  • Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
  • They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
  • That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".
  • Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

  • I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  • I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
  • When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
  • The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
  • One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
  • Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
  • Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
  • I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
  • Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  • The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
  • People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
  • When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
  • The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  • I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
  • I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
  • Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
  • Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.
  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
  • I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
  • The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
  • The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

  • Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
  • If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
  • I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
  • Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
  • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  • Oooooh, that's a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
  • Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
  • I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
  • Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
  • When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
  • Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.

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