Funny Punjabi WhatsApp & Facebook Status Updates(2016)

Punjabi-Ghanit-Status

  • Kamli kendi BF hove tan LIC Varga ZindaGi de naal v te ZindaGi de baad v
  • Kamliye tu tan krma Aali Ae..
    main tan...?
    Apdi ‪‎BEBE‬ nu v sukha ‪Sukh_Sukh‬ k Mileya c
  • Fukriii Maar Maar Loki ‪#‎Chann‬ Chdayi Jaande Ne....
    Jihna Kol ‪#‎Maruti‬ Gaddi Vii Hai Nii.. Ooh Camaro Te Status Payi Jaande Ne....
  • Rahe Chad di kla ch MeRa ‪#‎Bapu‬ dateya

    Bapu Aasre tn putta di chadai hundi Aw
  • Main jdo tere khuaab Wale rahh tureya
    GarMi bdi c
    ‪#‎chabeel‬ Pe k GhaR mudeyA ...
  • menu kendi main tenu bohot
    pyaR krdi aw....

    main kea..?

    sohh kha.. :o

    kamli kendi

    menu tan bhuk ni Roti kha k aayi c :D
  • Ni tu lenge ch v Fbee nahh :D
    ni MuNda ‪#‎LoweR‬ ch v   Att lgda :D
  • WaQt Sab Da AunDa
    Bas Thoda ‪#‎WaQt‬ Lgda
  • Roj Tere supneya ch ni mai Aaya kruga

    suti nu Tainu ,

    Manno Billa bnke draya kruga
  • Kamli KeNdi ve Tu SarkaRi ‪#‎Pension‬ vrga Ae....milan Da chaa He vkhRaa hunda...
  • Tu message di Gal krdi aw
    Asi Tan ‪#‎Papera‬ ch
    Swal v ‪#‎Seen‬ KRke ‪#‎_chd‬ aaunde aww
  • Rabh da Dita sabh Kuch aww….
    Bash 1 ‪#‎Gol_Gappe‬ khan aali Labh J...:D

  • SaRi umar mnaunde lang
    gyi ae..

    Aj meRa....?

    Chapede maRan nu
    Jee krda... :D
  • Talibana di leani aw ‪#‎Mashook‬ Jedi Dabbh ch Rkhe ‪#‎Banduk‬
  • BohTi Na # DemanD RaKH Da Tera#Ambale waLa
    # Yaar ni _
    iK ChaHiDi EveninG WaLi # kiss Te, DuujaTera
    # Pyaar Ni_ :D
  • Kendi main tade laYi kujj v kar skdi aww
    main kea
    pela aPni ‪#‎Adaar_card‬ wali photo
    Profile te lake Dkhaa
  • HiGh HeeL Toh PaRhaGe Aa...

    JaTTii Nu PuNjaBi JuTTi Daa CraGe Aaa
  • CompuTer VrGaa MinD C MeRaaa... KaMleee Nee Luv U Luv u Kh K HaNg KrTaaa
  • #‎Jddo‬ Camere Diii MeGaa pixEl GhaaT HunDii Aaa..
    Eh ‪#‎SarDarnii‬ Tan SoneYaa Oddo V ‪#‎ATT‬ HunDii Aaaa..
  • bNdA apNi nZzR cH sHi hOnNa cHahidA

    BAaKi duNia tAa bAi ji Rabb tOH v dukHi ae
  • Mainu kendi ‪#Janu :* main T.V dkhna c Lite bhaj gi

    Main kea G es ch Sad
    Hon Wali ki Gal Aww
    T.V Mombati Lake DekhlO
  • Sheli de vyah da Card milya
    Fer Socheya javanga tan Jrur pyaR apni jgah
  • Paneer Aale pkode apni jgah... Fukri g kendi mere bht ‪#‎Fan‬ aaw
    main kea Fan tan jawaka de hunde aww Sade tan A C aww
  • Kuj Log mainu Apnaa Kende c Sachh dsaa ohh SiRF keNde he c
  • Hunde ‪#‎Phone‬ utte kam DuR tak link Ne maa peaa de Bhaah da Nikma ni
  • kendi ‪#‎ISHQ‬ Ludo De ‪#‎Saap‬ varga___ Dhang marda 99 te jake :D
  • Ehnaa ‪#‎Kudiya‬ nalo te ‪#‎MachaR‬ changa Aww
    Jeda biNa Puche Mittra di ‪#‎Buggii‬ Tan le janda
  • Kudi Naal "LOVE" hona Chaida__
    Oye Set tan "TV" da "Channel" v ho jandaa aaww..
  • Kendi Mainu Tade kolo 1 ‪#‎Gift‬ chaida

    Main kea ki?? :o

    kendi Tada ‪#‎Surname‬ __ <3 <3
  • Pyar c taHI ‪#‎kAmLiyE‬ Tere Li ‪#‎sTaTus‬ Likh Te _

    Unj ta kdi ‪#‎jatt school da kAm v nai Likhda c_
  • tEnu RAB nE kDeyA jiVE Koi ‪#‎KoHinOor‬ Ni_ :p

    tENu VeKh VeKh Menu ‪#‎ChAd‬ dA SaRur Ni_
  • MaiNu KhnDaa Eh ‪#‎NakhRe‬ Je Naa KrYaa KaR...
    .
    Mai V Khtaa FeR Tu V ‪#‎Chup‬ ChaP ‪#‎Hnjii_Hnjiii‬ KrYaa KaR...
  • aaM jEha ‪#‎Prabh‬ te aAm yaaR ne,
    shoNki ‪#‎paGGa‬ de nE sarE ‪#‎sArdaR‬ ne...........!
  • TeNu ‪#‎KuRta_PaJamA‬ JachDaa..
    MaiNu JachDaa ‪#‎PunJaBi_SuiT‬ Ve..
    Ikk TeRe AaGe Nii ‪#‎BoL‬ SakDii..
    UnJ ‪#‎JaTTi‬ Ch PuRaa ‪#‎AttiTuDe‬ Ve..!!!!
  • PaGG banan Nu bhave thoda ‪#‎Time‬ lgda Ae ….PaR ‪#‎PaGG‬ banke Sardar puRa ‪#‎Kaim‬ lagda Ae
  • Ni tu ‪#‎SuPer_MaRio‬ Di ‪#‎RaaNi‬ WaRgI Ae... :p :p
    .
    .
    Sab ‪#‎MisSioN‬ kiTe pAar Fir Vi ‪#‎sAadI‬ hoi nAhi..
  • Dil vi Kinni ‪#‎Ajeeb‬ Cheez Aa_

    Apne Lyi ‪#‎Hauli_Hauli‬ Dhadhkda_

    Par Tere Lyi ‪#‎Tez_Tez_‬ :* ;)
  • Saheli t Bluetooth aala phone eko jahe hunde Aww...

    Nede hon te ‪#‎Connected‬ Rende DuR hon te ‪#‎New_Device_Found
  • Ptaah ni oo Aj Mainu Hoe janda kii .. TeRe bina meRa Ajj lgdaa Nii Jeee.
  • je tu sohna hai te ,sweet mai vi bht aa...
    je tere ch attitude hai te ,deeth mai bhi bht aa.....
  • hOna nEyiOo ‪#‎LaTE_‬

    kaL ‪#‎tERe_nAaL‬ daTe_
  • Yaar Tera ‪#‎CoCo_ShnaiL‬ WarGa Ni _ . . ‪#‎TeDDy‬ Da Tu Ki krna ‪#‎Mutiyaare‬ Ni :D
  • JhAlli jEhi hOgYi mAi pA k oHdE pyAr nU
    INhA sOhnA bNayA rAbB nE mERi sArkAr nu
  • ‪#‎TeRi_AnkHa‬ Da ‪#‎NaSha‬ MaiNu ‪#‎eNa‬ ChaD ‪#‎Gya_‬ *
    *
    Ki Mai ‪#‎AnDaaR‬ Hi AnDarOo ‪#‎HanG_HunDa‬ JaWaa
  • Ek meh ‪#‎sohNa‬ ek meRa 22 sohNa ,
    parA nu chaL ‪#‎yeNkne‬ ni bnna teRa prounA...........
  • Yar russe tan RAB russe,
    Yar fir russe tan DIL tute,
    Yar fir russe tah JAG shute,
    Yar fir russe tah?? maro sale de roz da he kam aa :P ;
  • Nam Tera Likhya Ae DiL Di Creez Te Lipstick Da Daag Nai Janda Jo Tu Paya Meri Kameez Te

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